Lord of the Coins

Skrevet 31-08-2012 04:21

[i]N-club is changed.
I feel it in the news.
I feel it in the threads.
I smell it in the reviews. [/i]

It began with the forging of the great auction house.
Three coins were given to the crew members, unbanable, wisest and fairest of all users. Seven coins were given to the news journalists, great writers and craftsmen of the frontpage. And nine, nine coins were gifted to the regular members, who above all else, desire discussion. For within these coins was bound the reward and motivation to write each reply.
But they were all of them deceived, for a game was made. In the land of Japan, in the head offices of Nintendo, the Dark Lord Aonuma developed in secret a master Game, to control all gamers.

And into this game, he poured his creativity, his egoism, and his will to dominate all life. "One developer to ruin it all."

One by one, the free community of N-club fell to the creativity of the game. But there were some who resisted. A last alliance of mainstream gamers and sales analysts marched against the game designers of Nintendo, and on the slopes of Skyward Sword-tråden they wrote for the freedom of N-club.

Victory was near. But the release of the game could not be undone. 

It was in this moment, when all hope had faded, that Alex, student of Malstrom, took up his master's word.

Aonuma, the enemy of the free-peoples of N-club, was defeated. The coins passed to Alex, who had this one chance to restore the community forever.
But the criticism of complainers is easily provoked. And the 1-up button has a will of its own. 


It betrayed Alex to his ban. And some threads that should not have been forgotten were lost.
History became legend, legend became myth, and for two and a half thousand minutes, the site passed out of all activity. Until, when chance came, it ensnared a new user. 

The 1-up button came to the member Oni Nick, who took it deep into the replies of the Midt om natten-emne. And there, it consumed him.

The button brought to Oni Nick unnaturally high amounts of coins. For five days it poisoned his ego. And in the gloom of Oni Nicks's mind, it waited. Trolling crept back into the threads of the site. Rumor grew of a new account in the off-topic section, replies of a nameless rambling, and the coins perceived their time had now come. They abandoned Oni Nick. 


But something happened then of which the coins did not intend.
They were picked up by the most unlikely contributor imaginable. 

A Nintendo-fan, Bo130 of N-Touch.


For the time will soon come when Nintendo-fans will shape the opinions of all. 


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herp derp

#1 - Skrevet 31-08-2012 20:23

Quoted for fondness of old times.

#2 - Skrevet 12-02-2014 13:55

#3 - Skrevet 12-02-2014 13:56