Punchlines i film

Skrevet 02-11-2005 21:44

jeg kom til at se Desperate HouseWives . For 10min siden var der den sjoveste samtale..

Manden: Why are you eating all the time?
Kvinden: Im trying to get fat to tribute your mother

var færdig af grin.

Kan i andre nogle fede kommentarer fra film. Dem der, der blive sagt hvor man tænke "Aaauch den sad" hehe

#1 - Skrevet 02-11-2005 22:06

Get in da choppaaaaaaaaaa

#2 - Skrevet 02-11-2005 22:18 - Redigeret 06-11-2005 18:31

Sitat fra The Sipsoms:
Bart: Oh no Homer. You kill Zombie Ned Flanders
Homer: He was a Zombie?

Haha..

#3 - Skrevet 02-11-2005 22:19

^hAAAA!!! Arnold at his best!

Get DOOOOWN!!!!

#4 - Skrevet 02-11-2005 22:21

Også fra Simpsons, et Halloween-afsnit der blev vist i mandags:

Marge: No belly button! But where is my sweet Homie...
Homer Klon: First over cliff.

#5 - Skrevet 02-11-2005 22:43

Your mamma is so fat, that when se volountered to clean the 'ages at the zo' ppl' wld' wlk' by and say, look at that hippopotamus...

#6 - Skrevet 02-11-2005 23:56 - Redigeret 02-11-2005 23:57

(*Simpsons)
*Homer: Was he a zombie?

#7 - Skrevet 02-11-2005 23:57

*Homer: He was a zombie?

#8 - Skrevet 03-11-2005 08:39

Fra filmen Big Fish.

Far: You are in for a surprise.
Søn: Am I?
Far: Havin' a kid changes everything. There's the diapers, and the burping, and the midnight feeding.
Søn: Did you do any of that?
Far: Nope. But I hear it's terrible. Then you spend years trying to corrupt and mislead this child, fill his head with nonsense, and still it turns out perfectly fine.
Søn: You think I'm up for it?
Far: You learned from the best.

&

Cirkusdirektør: Tell me, Karl, have you ever heard the term "involuntary servitude"?
Karl: No.
Cirkusdirektør: "Unconscionable contract"?
Karl: Uh, nope.
Cirkusdirektør: Great!

#9 - Skrevet 06-11-2005 16:02 - Redigeret 06-11-2005 16:19

pulp fiction:

samuel l. jackson: royale wit cheese? now what do they call a bigmac?

john travolta: a bigmacs a bigmac but they call it le´bigmac

samuel.: le bigge macé ..HA HA ha man what do they call a whoppper?

john: i didnt into burgerking.


jeg kunne blive ved med fede one-liners (som mdet hedder når det er film man snakker om, punchlines er for det meste i freestyle rap) fra den film.

-who´s motorcycle is this?

-"its a chopper baby"

-who´s chopper is this?

-"its zed´s"

-who´s zed?

-"zed´s dead baby, zed´s dead

#10 - Skrevet 06-11-2005 17:42

Your mama is so fat that when she sings, its over

#11 - Skrevet 06-11-2005 18:29

Mener ikke det er one-liners når de består af flere der snakker som i flere af ovenstående tilfælde.

En rigtig god one-liner kan stå alene.
En punchline er noget der bygges op til

Lige meget hvad så findes der mange rigtig gode af begge slags. Så bare smid dem på lige meget hvad vi vælger at kalde dem hehe


Gode gamle Arnold har leveret en del igennem tiderne hehe.

Der hvor han holder ham fyren ud over skrænten i Commando filmen.
Arnold: Remember i told you, i would kill you last?
Bad guy: ooh thats right.
Arnold: I lied
Bad Guy: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark.. (mens han falder hehe)

#12 - Skrevet 06-11-2005 19:33

aight zøvnig


der er også en punchline fra 8 mile som lyder:

this guy is so fat i cant see his eyes when he smiles

#13 - Skrevet 06-11-2005 21:29

hmm.. one liners, one liners..

Det bedste jeg kan gøre er en 1½ liners fra Monthy Python and A fish Called Wanda

Wanda: I'm sorry about my brother, Ken. I know he's insensitive. He's had a hard life. Dad used to beat him up.
Ken: Good.